Avatar: The Last Airbender

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Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005 - 2008) is an American animated television series airing on Nickelodeon. It follows the adventures of Aang, the successor to a long line of Avatars, and his friends Katara, Sokka and later Toph, and their two animal companions Appa and Momo in their quest to save the world from the merciless Fire Nation, while avoiding capture from pursuers including Prince Zuko and other hunters from the Fire Nation.

Contents

[edit] Book 1: Water

[edit] Chapter 1: The Boy in the Iceberg

Sokka: Ugh! Why is it that every time you play with magic water, I get soaked?
Zuko: I don't need any calming tea! I need to capture the Avatar!
Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison.
Sokka (sarcastically): Right, and this is Katara, my flying sister.
Katara: [voiceover] Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless firebenders. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years have passed and the Fire Nation is nearing victory in the war. Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Earth Kingdom to help fight against the Fire Nation, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe. Some people believe that the Avatar was never reborn into the Air Nomads and that the cycle is broken, but I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow the Avatar will return to save the world.

[edit] Chapter 2: The Avatar Returns

Zuko: I've spent years preparing for this encounter. Training, meditating...you're just a child!
Aang: Well, you're just a teenager.

[edit] Chapter 3: The Southern Air Temple

Iroh: So this is how Commander Zhao acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew is more honorable than you. Thanks again for the tea. It was delicious. [Iroh and Zuko leave]
Zuko: Did you really mean that, Uncle?
Iroh: Of course. I told you ginseng tea is my favorite.

[edit] Chapter 4: The Warriors of Kyoshi

Zuko: [Studying a map detailing reported Avatar sightings scattered around] How am I going to find the Avatar, Uncle? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
[Cut to Sokka, looking at a similar map]
Sokka: [to Aang] You have no idea where you're going, do you?
Katara: What does me being a girl have to do with sewing?
Sokka: Simple: girls are better at fixing pants than guys, and guys are better at hunting and fighting and stuff like that. It's just the natural order of things.
Katara: [with exaggerated happiness] All done with your pants![throws them, they hit Sokka in the head] And look what a great job I did!
Aang: Relax, Sokka. Where we're going, you won't need any pants!
Sokka: (straining at his bonds) Who are you? Where are the men who ambushed us?
Suki: There were no men. We ambushed you. Now tell us, who are you and what are you doing here?
Sokka: Wait! There's no way a bunch of girls took us down.
Suki: A bunch of girls, huh? The unagi's gonna eat well tonight.
Katara: No, don't hurt him! He didn't mean it. My brother is just an idiot sometimes.
Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.
Sokka: They snuck up on me!
Katara: Right. And then they kicked your butt.
Sokka: [feeling proud to wear the Kyoshi uniform] Bravery and Honor.
[Aang passes by and pops his head at the door]
Aang: Nice dress, Sokka!

[edit] Chapter 5: The King of Omashu

Aang: Name's Bonzu Pipinpadalopicopolis... the Third, and these are my grandkids.
Katara: Hi, June Pipinpadalopicopolis. Nice to meet you.
King Bumi: Take them to the newly refurbished room that was once bad!
Sokka: Eh, how was Appa supposed to save us anyway?
Aang: Appa is a 10-ton flying bison. I'm sure he would figure something out.
King Bumi: Oh Kangaroo Island, eh? I hear that place is really HOPPING"
Katara: LET US LEAVE!!
King Bumi: [holding a piece of lettuce] Lettuce leaf?
Aang: Can I fight that guy with the axe instead?
Bumi: There are no take-backsies in my kingdom.

[edit] Chapter 6: Imprisoned

Warden: [to guard] You! Wake up the Captain. Search the entire rig!
Fire Nation Guard: Sir?
Warden: What?
Fire Nation Guard: That... was the Captain you just threw overboard, so...
Warden: Then wake up someone I haven't thrown overboard and search the rig!
Warden: [On block of coal now out over the water] No, please. I can't swim!
Tyro: Don't worry. I hear cowards float.

[edit] Chapter 7: The Spirit World (Winter Solstice, Part 1)

Zuko: [To a bathing Iroh] Enough. we need to leave now! Get out of the water.
Iroh: Very well. (stands up)
Zuko: [looks away in horror] On second thought, why don't you take another few minutes.
Sokka: Yeah... We're all gonna get eaten by a spirit monster.

[edit] Chapter 8: Avatar Roku (Winter Solstice, Part 2)

Iroh: Sailing into Fire Nation Waters... Of all the foolish things you've done in your 16 years, Prince Zuko, this is the most foolish!
Zuko: I have no choice, Uncle.
Iroh: Have you completely forgotten that the Fire Lord banished you! What if you are caught?
Zuko: I'm chasing the Avatar, my father will understand why I'm returning home.
Iroh: You give him too much credit. My brother is not the understanding type!
Katara: Sokka! You're a genius!
Aang: Wait. How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work!
Sokka: Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
Katara: You're right, Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.
Aang: Did the definition of 'genius' change in the last hundred years?
Roku: It's good to see you, Aang. [He smiles slightly] What took you so long?

[edit] Chapter 9: The Waterbending Scroll

Aang: I know how to deal with these guys, Katara. Pirates love to haggle. Watch and learn. (walks over the Pirate Captain.) What say ye to the price of... one copper piece!
Pirate Captain: Hahaha! The price is 200 gold pieces. I don't haggle on items this rare.
Aang: Okay, two copper pieces!
Pirate Captain: It's not as amusing the second time, boy.
Iroh: (after diverting their ship to replace a lost game piece) I've checked all the shops on this pier. Not a lotus tile in the entire marketplace.
Zuko: It's good to know this trip was a complete waste of time for everyone!
Iroh: Quite the contrary. I always say, the only thing better than finding something you are looking for (crew members begin to walk past carrying Iroh's purchases) is finding something you weren't looking for at a great bargain!
Zuko: You bought a Sunghi horn?
Iroh: For music night on the ship. Now, if we only had some woodwinds.
[Pirates capture Aang in net.]
Pirate: I got him, come on!
Sokka: Oh, what? I'm not good enough to kidnap?
[Pirates capture him in a net, too.]
[Pirate Captain and Zuko are fighting]
Iroh: Are you so fighting you cannot see your ship set sailing?
Zuko: We have no time for your proverbs, Uncle!
Iroh: It's no proverb. [Aang and others getting away in pirate ship]
Pirate Captain: Bleeding hog monkeys! [Zuko laughs; the pirates laugh as they drift after Aang and his friends]
Zuko: Hey! That's my boat! [runs after them]
Iroh: Maybe it should be a proverb.
Katara: Aang, I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.
Aang: No, Katara, it's not.
Iroh: Yeah, it kind of is.
Zuko: Tell me where he is and I won’t hurt you or your brother.
Katara: Go jump in the river! (Zuko pauses)
Zuko: Try to understand. I need to capture him to restore something I’ve lost, my honor. (Katara jerks her head away from Zuko) Perhaps in exchange, I can restore something you’ve lost.
Katara: My mother’s necklace! How did you get that?!
Zuko: I didn’t steal it if that’s what you’re wondering. Tell me where he is.
Katara: No!

[edit] Chapter 10: Jet

Sokka: Think about it. Somehow Prince Zuko and the Fire Nation keep finding us. It's because they spot Appa; he's just too noticeable.
Katara: What?! Appa's not too noticeable!
Sokka: He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kinda hard to miss him!
Appa angrily bellows
Aang: (soothing Appa) Sokka's just jealous 'cause he doesn't have an arrow.
Aang: Walking stinks! How can anyone get around without a flying bison?
Katara: (mockingly) Well, I don't know, Aang. Why don't you ask Sokka's instincts? They seem to know everything!
Sokka: (sarcastically) Ha ha, very funny.
Aang: I'm tired of carrying this pack.
Katara: You know who should you ask to carry for awhile? Sokka's instincts!
Aang: Hey, that's a great idea! Hey! Sokka's instincs!

[edit] Chapter 11: The Great Divide

Sokka: That's some luck you knew Jin Wai and Wai Jin.
Aang: You could call it luck... Or you could call it lying.
Sokka: What?!
Aang: I made the whole thing up.
Katara: (shocked) You did not! (then, in devilish admiration) That is so wrong.

[edit] Chapter 12: The Storm

Sokka: Guys, wait! This was in my dream! We shouldn't go to the market.
Katara: What happened in your dream?
Sokka: Food eats people!
[Katara and Aang frown at him.]
Sokka: Also, Momo could talk! (to Momo) You said some very unkind things.
Zuko: I won't fight you.
Fire Lord Ozai: You will learn respect, and suffering will be your teacher.
[Zuko screams]
Sokka: I'm too young to die!
Fisherman: I'm not, but I still don't wanna!

[edit] Chapter 13: The Blue Spirit

Aang: (to the Herbalist) You're insane, aren't you?
The Herbalist: That's right!

[edit] Chapter 14: The Fortuneteller

Katara puts on the necklace Aang made for her
Katara: (to Aang) So, how do I look?
Aang: (blushes) You mean all of you or just your neck? I mean, because both look great.
Aunt Wu: Your destiny...this is incredible! You will be involved in a great battle! An awesome conflict between the forces of good and evil! A battle whose outcome will determine the fate of the whole world!
Aang: Yeah, yeah, I knew that already. But did it say anything about a girl?
[The volcano rumbles and smolders in the distance]
Sokka: Look! Can your fortune telling explain that?
Villager: (scoffs) Can your science explain how it rains?
Sokka: Yes! Yes it can!
Aang: Hey, Katara.
Katara: Can you believe she won't let me in? And after all the business I've given her!
Aang: But she doesn't even charge.
Katara: I know, but still.
Sokka: I can't believe all these saps! Someone really needs to scream some sense into these people.
Aang: They seem happy, Sokka.
Sokka: Not for long. I'm gonna prove to them Aunt Wu's predictions are nonsense. (he turns to a villager) Hey, you! I bet Aunt Wu told you to wear those red slippers, right?
Villager: Yeah. She said I'd meet my true love wearing red slippers.
Sokka (slyly): Uh-huh. And how many times have you worn those shoes since you got that fortune?
Villager: Every day.
Sokka (angrily): THEN OF COURSE IT'S GONNA COME TRUE!
Villager (excitedly): Really?! You think so?! I'm so excited!
Sokka: I DON'T CARE WHAT AUNT WU TOLD YOU! YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BATH SOME TIME!!

[edit] Chapter 15: Bato of the Water Tribe

Zuko: (pushing through a crowd) Out of my way! Step aside, filth!
Iroh: He means no offense! I'm certain you bathe regularly...
Zuko: I need to talk to you.
June: Well, if it isn't my new friends, Angry Boy and Uncle Lazy.

[Iroh laughs heartily for a moment.]

Zuko: (passing the Herbalist Institute) We're looking for someone.
Herbalist: I hope it's not Miyuki. (looks at Miyuki) Miyuki, did you get in trouble with the Fire Nation again? (meows)
Aunt Wu: Care to hear your fortune, handsome?
Iroh: At my age there is really only one big surprise left, and I'd just as soon leave it a mystery.
Zuko: (to Katara) Where is he? Where's the Avatar?
Sokka: We split up; he's long gone.
Zuko: How stupid do you think I am?
Sokka: Pretty stupid.
Sokka: (after being temporarily paralyzed) I'm starting to get some feeling back!
[A bunch of tiles fall on Sokka]
Sokka: Ow.
Zuko: (paralyzed) Uncle? I didn't see you get hit by the tongue.
Iroh: (holding a paralyzed June in his arms) Shhhh!

[edit] Chapter 16: The Deserter

Sokka: You want to walk into a Fire Nation town when they're all fired up with their, you know, fire?
Aang: Wow wildshot!
Zhao: [roars with rage] I'll show you wild!
Aang: [having dodged a series of blasts from Zhao on several ships] You've lost this battle.
Zhao: [enraged disbelief] Are you crazy? You haven't thrown a single blow!
Aang: No, but you have [he gestures around, all the boats are on fire and sinking] Jeong Jeong said you had no restraint.
Katara heals the burn on Aang's arm
Aang: Wow, that's good water.

[edit] Chapter 17: The Northern Air Temple

(appraching the Northern Air Temple)
Katara: (to Sokka, excited) Do you think we'll really find airbenders?
Sokka: Do you want me to be like you or totally honest?
Katara: Are you saying I'm a liar?
Sokka: I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing, basically.
Aang: (referring to a statue of a monk) It's nice to see one part of the temple that isn't ruined.
Mechanist: Look out! (A giant boulder swings through and destroys the statue)
Sokka: So then the question became, how do you keep a lid on hot air?
Katara: Awww, if we only knew.

[edit] Chapter 18: The Waterbending Master

Sokka: I'm not one to complain, but can't Appa fly any higher?
Aang: I’ve got an idea, why don’t we all get on your back and you can fly us to the North Pole?
Katara: How's warrior training going?
(Sokka makes an angry noise and flops down on his bed)
Aang: That bad?
Sokka: No, it's Princess Yue. I don't get it; one minute she wants to go out with me, the next she's telling me to get lost! So, how's waterbending training?
(Katara makes an angry noise and flops down on her bed)
Aang: Master Poop-head won't teach her because she's a girl.
Sokka: Why don't you just teach her, Aang?
Katara: Why didn't I think of that? At night, you can teach me whatever moves you learned from Master Pakku. That way, you have someone to practice with and I get to learn waterbending. Everyone's happy!
Sokka: I'm not happy.
Katara: But you're never happy. Come on, Aang.
(after Princess Yue unexpectedly kisses him)
Sokka: Okay, now I'm really confused. Happy, but confused.

[edit] Chapter 19: The Siege of the North, Part I

Sokka: (about who the commanding officer of the Fire Nation is) His name is Zhao. Middle aged. Big side-burns. Bigger temper.
Zuko: (to Katara) You rise with the moon. I rise with the sun.

[edit] Chapter 20: The Siege of the North, Part II

Zuko (tossing Aang to the side): Here for a rematch?
Katara: Trust me, Zuko. It's not gonna be much of a match.
Aang:[About Zuko, who's knocked out] We can't just leave him!
Sokka: Sure we can! Let's go.
Sokka (sarcastically): Yeah, this makes a lot of sense. Let's bring the guy that's constantly trying to kill us.
Zuko: [to an unconscious Aang] I finally have you. But I can't get you home because of this blizzard. There's always something. Not that you would understand. You're like my sister. Everything always came easy to her. She's a firebending prodigy and everyone adores her. My father says she was born lucky. He says I was lucky to be born. I don't need luck though. I don't want it. I've always had to struggle and fight and that's made me strong. It's made who I am.
Koh: My old friend, the Avatar. It's been a long time.
Aang: You...know me?
Koh: Oh, how could I ever forget you? [Changes face to that of an angry-looking man.] ONE OF YOUR PREVIOUS INCARNATIONS TRIED TO SLAY ME!!! It was eight or nine-hundred years ago.
Aang: I didn't know that. Why did he...or I...try to kill you?
Koh: [Changes face to that of Ummi, Avatar Kuruk's wife.] Oh, it was something about stealing the face of someone you loved. [Changes face to that of a screaming baboon in an attempt to scare Aang.] HA HA HA!!! [It doesn't work and Koh keeps talking, bringing his fanged maw right up behind Aang's ear. ] Of course, that's all behind us. Why should I hold a grudge against you for something in a past life? After all, you're a different person now. You've come to me...with a new FACE.
Iroh: (as Zhao threatens the moon spirit) Whatever you do to that spirit, I'll unleash on you tenfold! Let it go now!

[edit] Book 2: Earth

[edit] Chapter 1: The Avatar State

Master Pakku: (holding up an amulet) Katara, I want you to have this. This amulet contains water from the Spirit Oasis. The water has unique properties. Don't lose it.
Katara: (hugs him) Thank you, Master Pakku.
'Master Pakku: Aang. (gives Aang some scrolls) These scrolls will help you master waterbending. But remember, they're no substitute for a real master.
(Aang bows and steps away)
Master Pakku: Sokka...
(Sokka steps forward eagerly)
Master Pakku: (pats Sokka on the shoulder dismissively) Take care, son.
Iroh: Who knew floating on a piece of driftwood for three weeks with no food or water and sea vultures waiting to pluck out your liver could make one so tense!
Azula: Do the tides command this ship?
Fire Navy Ship Captain: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Azula: You said the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in. Do the tides command this ship?
Fire Navy Ship Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about smashing you against the rocky shore?
Fire Navy Ship Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: Well then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over.

[edit] Chapter 2: The Cave of Two Lovers

Katara: You make a fine octopus, Pupil Aang.
Sokka: Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Katara's busy, I guess it's up to me.
Katara: Is this real or a legend?
Chong: Oh, it's a real legend.
Chong: (singing) Two lovers, forbidden from one another, war divides their people, and the mountains divide them apart. Built a path to be together - (talking) Yeah, forget the next couple of lines but then it goes - (singing again, rocker style) SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! Through the mountain! SECRET, SECRET, SECRET, SECRET TUNNEL! Yeah! [everyone claps]
Chong: We don't need a map. ...We just need love.
Zuko: If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed.
Iroh: But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula.
(Both look at one another and nod)
Zuko: Earth Kingdom it is.
(after a cave-in seperates Aang and Katara from the rest of the group, Sokka digs furiously at the rubble for a moment before giving up)
Chong: Yeah, it's no use. We're seperated. (holds up guitar) But at least you have us!
(Sokka wails in anguish and begins digging twice as hard)
Katara: I have a crazy idea...
Aang: What?
Katara: Nevermind, its too crazy.
Aang: Katara, what is it?
Katara: (looking away) I was thinking… the curse says we’ll be trapped in here forever unless we trust in love.
Aang: Right...
Katara: And here it says 'love is brightest in the dark' and...has a picture of them kissing...
Aang: (clueless) Where are you going with this?
Katara: Well...what if we kissed?
Aang: (shocked) US kissing?!
Katara: See, it was a crazy idea.
Aang: (dreamily) Us...kissing...
Katara: (laughing) Haha! Us, kissing. What was I thinking? Can you imagine that?
Aang: (trying to play it off) Yeah, heh heh. I definitely wouldn't want to kiss you!
Katara: (angry & a little hurt) Well, I didn't realize it was such a horrible option! Sorry I suggested it!
Aang: (attempting to save face) No, I mean, if it was a choice between kissing you and DYING...
Katara: Ugh!
Aang: What?! I'm saying I'd rather kiss you than die! That's a compliment!
Chong: Hey, I remember that line of the song! (Gets his banjo and stands in the front of the cave and sings) AND DIE!!

(Sokka and Chong's group have been reunited with Aang and Katara outside the cave)

Katara: (to Sokka) Sokka, why is your forehead all red?
Chong: (to Katara and Sokka) Nobody react to what I am about to tell you, (points at Aang) but I think that kid might be the Avatar!
Sokka: (slaps forehead)

[edit] Chapter 3: Return to Omashu

Mai: I thought you ran off and joined the circus? You said it was your calling.
Ty Lee: Well, Azula called a little louder.
Sokka: NO. Bad Fire Nation baby!
Mai: (to Azula) Please tell me you're here to kill me

[edit] Chapter 4: The Swamp

Iroh: Not professional anyway.

(Iroh gets up and starts singing)

Iroh: (singing)
It's a long, long way to Ba-Sing-Se
But the girls in the city
They look so pretty--!
They kiss so sweet
That you really got to meet
The girls from Ba-Sing-Se--!
Katara: Sokka, you've got an elbow leech!
Sokka: Where? Where?
Katara: Where do you think?
Due: I bet he tastes a lot like possum chicken.
Tho: You think everything tastes like possum chicken.

[edit] Chapter 5: Avatar Day

Sokka: (finding his stolen boomerang) Boomerang! You do always come back!
Aang: I said I would face justice, so I will. (spins Wheel of Punishment)
Spectator 1: (rooting) Come on, torture machine!
Old Man: Eaten by bears!
Spectator 2: Razor pit!
Katara: (worried) Community service! Please stop on community service.
Mayor Tong: (cowers) You! Avatar! Do something!
Aang: Gee, I'd love to help, but I'm supposed to be boiled in oil.
Aang: Ugh, what just happened?
Katara: Well uh, you sort of just...confessed.

[edit] Chapter 6: The Blind Bandit

Katara: Sigh This is just going to be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other, isn't it?
Sokka: That's what I paid for.
The Boulder: The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl.
Toph: Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!
The Boulder: ...The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings and now he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche!
Toph: Whenever you're ready, the Pebble! (laughs evil-like)
Toph: [Aang has just entered the ring] Do people really want to see two little girls fighting out here?
Toph: Somebody's a little light on his feet. What's your fighting name, the Fancy Dancer?
The Boulder: Listen up, Hippo! You may be big, but you ain't bad! THE BOULDER's gonna win this, in a landslide!
Sokka: You know, now I'm really glad I bought this bag. It matches the belt perfectly!
Katara: (sarcastically) That is a BIG relief!
Toph: What're you doing here, Twinkle Toes?
Aang: How'd you know it was me?
Sokka: Don't answer to twinkle toes, its not manly!
Katara: You're the one who's bag matches his belt!
Toph: Um, I'll take the belt back. [Sokka undoes it then throws it to Toph, but it hits her on the head and knocks her down] Oww!
Sokka: Sorry.

[edit] Chapter 7: Zuko Alone

Zuko: (Gives dagger to Lee) Read the inscription.
Lee: Made in Earth Kingdom...
Zuko: The other one.
Soldier 1: Hey! Did you throw that egg?
Zuko: No.
Soldier 1: Did you see who did it?
Zuko: No.
Soldier 1: That egg had to've come from somewhere.
Zuko: Maybe a chicken flew over.
[After Azula tricked Zuko into knocking Mai, and himself, into a fountain to put out the flaming apple on Mai's head]
Ursa: I was just coming to get you. Uncle Iroh sent us a letter from the war front. ...You're soaking wet.
Zuko: Girls are crazy!
Male Villager: (While Zuko is fighting) Give him a left! A left!
Female Villager: It's not a fist fight.
Male Villager: He's got a left sword, don't he?
Ursa: [in reference to Azula] What is wrong with that child?!
Defeated Earthbender: Who... Who are you?
Zuko: My name is Zuko, son of Ursa and Fire Lord Ozai, Prince of the Fire Nation, and heir to the throne.

[edit] Chapter 8: The Chase

Toph: Who's Zuko?
Sokka: Oh just some angry jerk with a ponytail who's tracked us all over the world.
Katara: What's wrong with ponytails, Ponytail?
Sokka: This (points to ponytail) is a warrior's wolf-tail.
Katara: Well it certainly tells the other warriors that you're fun and perky.
Toph: We can take 'em. Three on three.
Sokka: Actually Toph, there's four of us,
Toph: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't count you; you know, no bending and all.
Sokka: I can still fight!
Toph: Okay. Three on three, plus Sokka.
Katara: Ever since joining us you’ve been nothing but selfish and unhelpful.
Toph: What?! Look here, sugar queen, I gave up everything I had so that I could teach Aang earthbending, so don’t you talk to me about being selfish!
Katara: Sugar Queen!‌ (Toph closes off her rock tent by brining a slab of earth up to cover the opening to Katara.) D-Did you just slam the door in my face!‌
Katara: How can you be so infuriating!‌
Mai: Wads of wet fur, how delightful.
Ty Lee: Hmm, they're not wads, they're more like, bundles. Or bunches? It's got an "uh" sound.
Mai: ...Clumps?
Ty Lee: (Hugs Mai) Clumps! They're clumps!
Katara: The stars sure are beautiful tonight. (shouts angrily) Too bad you can't see them, Toph!!!

[edit] Chapter 9: Bitter Work

Aang: So, what cool move are you gonna teach me first? Rock-a-lanche? The Trembler? Oh, oh, maybe I can learn to make a whirlpool outta land...
Toph: Let's start with, "Move A Rock."
Sokka: (aiming at a small prey animal) You're awfully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat.
(Zuko and Iroh are drinking tea together)
Iroh: Lightening is a pure expression of firebending, without aggression. It is not fueled by rage or emotion, the way other firebending is. Some call lightening "the cold-blooded fire." It is precise and deadly, like Azula. To perform the technique requires peace of mind.
Zuko: I see. That's why we're drinking tea. To calm the mind.
Iroh: Oh yeah, good point. I mean, yes.
Zuko (yelling angrily toward the sky): You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well, I can take it, and now I can give it back! Come on! STRIKE ME! You've never held back before!
Zuko: Great! I'm ready to try with real lightning!
Iroh: [taken aback] What, are you crazy? Lightning is very dangerous.
Zuko: I thought that was the point: you teaching me to protect myself from it!
Iroh: Yeah, but I'm not going to shoot lightning at you!
Sokka: Aang, this is my friend Fufucuddelypoofs, Fufucuddelypoofs, Aang.
Zuko: So uncle, I’ve been thinking. It’s only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I’m going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a chance against her. I know what you’re going to say: she’s my sister and I should be trying to get along with her--
Iroh: No, she’s crazy and she needs to go down.
[Sokka is buried in the earth and is pleading to the spirits to let him out]
Sokka: Okay, karma person or thing, whoever's in charge of this stuff... If I can just get out of this situation alive, I will give up meat and sarcasm. Okay? That's all I got. Pretty much my whole identity: Sokka the meat and sarcasm guy. But I'm willing to be Sokka, the veggies and straight talk fellow. Deal?
(sees Aang approaching)
Sokka: Aang! Thank goodness! Have you got any meat?
Toph: (while Sokka is stuck in ground)No, wait Aang, I should get him out. You're still new to this(talks to Aang) You might accidentally crush him.
Sokka:Yeah, no crushing, please!

[edit] Chapter 10: The Library

Toph: Look! It's over there!

(everybody looks to where Toph points, only to see nothing)

Toph: That's what it will sound like when one of you spots it. (Waves hand repeatedly up and down in front of her face, reminding everybody that she's blind)
Katara: You got something against libraries?
Toph: I've held books, and I gotta tell you, they don't exactly "do it" for me.
Katara: Oh, right. Sorry.
:sokka: I'm going to spend my vacation AT THE LIBRARY!
Wan Shi Tong: (to Katara; preparing to fight him as she is being chased] Your waterbending won't do you much good here. I have studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style.
[Sokka smashes a book against Wan Shi Tong's head, causing him to collapse)
Sokka: That's called Sokka style. Learn it!
Professor Zei: Delightful! I only wish I spoke his tongue. Oh, the stories this beast could tell.
Momo: (chittering to the Professor)
Professor Zei: Shush, chatty monkey!

[edit] Chapter 11: The Desert

Sokka: (hallucinating after drinking cactus juice) Drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!
Katara: Okay, I think you had enough.
Sokka: Who lit Toph on fire?
Sokka: We're drinking your bending water? (smacks lips] You used this on the swamp guy! Ugh!
Toph: It does taste swampy.
Katara: (After spotting the giant sand mushroom cloud made by Aang) What is that?
Toph: What? What is what?
Sokka: (under the influence of the cactus water) It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!
Katara: Let's just keep moving. I hope Aang's okay.
Sokka:(hallucinating, waving arms) FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!!! Mushy giant friend!!
Aang:(sees a cloud that looks like Appa in front of the moon) Appa!
Sokka: (under the influence of cactus juice) Appa? Now why would Princess Yue need him? (grabs Momo's tail and brushes it against his cheek dreamily) She's the moon; she flies by herself.
Katara: Sokka, any ideas on how to reach Ba Sing Se?
Sokka: (under the influence of the cactus water) Why don't we ask the circle birds?
Katara: (to Sokka) You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!
Sokka: I have a natural curiousity.
Toph: Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it tastes like sand. I never thought I would miss the taste of mud so much.

[edit] Chapter 12: The Serpent's Pass

[Suki asks Sokka why he is being overprotective of her]
Sokka: It's so hard to lose someone you care about. Something happened at the North Pole. I couldn't protect someone. I don't want anything like that to ever happen again.
Suki: I lost someone I cared about. He didn't die. He just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart and brave and funny...
Sokka: (suspiciously) Who is this guy? Is he taller than me?
Suki: (deadpan) No. He's about your height.
Sokka: Is he better-looking?
Suki: It is you, stupid!
Sokka: Oh.
[after Smellerbee is hurt by Iroh's mistaking her for a boy, Longshot catches up with her and looks at her without speaking]
Smellerbee: I know. You're right. As long as I'm confident in who I am, it doesn't matter what other people think. Thanks, Longshot.
[Longshot nods]
[Suki rescues Toph from drowning]
Toph: (thinking that Suki is Sokka) Oh, Sokka! You saved me! (kisses Suki on the cheek]
Suki: Um, actually, it's me.
Toph: Oh.... well, heh heh. You can go ahead and let me drown now.
Sokka: Suki, you know about giant sea monsters, do something!
Suki: Just because I live near the Unagi doesn't mean I'm an expert.
Sokka: [picks up Momo and offers it to the Sea Serpent] Oh great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank You.
Katara: Sokka!

[edit] Chapter 13: The Drill

Mai: Azula can shoot all the lightning she wants at me, I'm not going into that wall sludge juice.
Ty Lee: (Looking through a periscope at the dust cloud Toph made) Hey...Look at that dust cloud. It's so...poofy!(Mimes by closing and opening her hand) Poof!
Iroh: I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but (sniffs) it's just so sad!
Katara: (Annoyed) You know, I am just about sick and tired of you telling me what to do all day. You're like a chattering hog-monkey!
Sokka: (Angrily) JUST BEND THE SLURRY, WOMAN!

Katara bends a wave of slurry into Sokka's face, knocking him over

[edit] Chapter 14: City of Walls and Secrets

Katara: The King is throwing a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.
Aang: Don't you mean platypus bear?
Katara: No, it just says, 'bear'.
Sokka: Certainly you mean his pet skunk bear?
Toph: Or his armadillo bear?
Aang: Gopher bear?
Katara: Just, 'bear'.

(short pause)

Toph: This place is weird.
Long Feng: By the way, I'm Long Feng. I'm a cultural minister to the king.
Katara: I'm Kua Mai, and this is[gestures to Toph]...Dong.
Toph: It won't work. You country-bumpkins will stand out a mile. [Eats food with her hands]
Iroh: *Sips tea* Blech! This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!
Zuko: Uncle, that's what all tea is.
Katara: Look, the inner wall. I can’t believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece.
Sokka: Hey don’t jinx it! We could still be attacked by some giant, exploding Fire Nation spoon. Or find out the city’s been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp.
Toph: You been hitting the cactus juice again?
Zuko: This city is a prison. I don’t want to make a life here.
Iroh: Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not. Now come on, I found us some new jobs, and we start this afternoon.

[edit] Chapter 15: The Tales of Ba Sing Se

Iroh: (singing)
Leaves from the vine
Falling so slow
Like fragile tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
Come marching home
Brave soldier boy
Comes marching home...
Iroh: (After a group of children accidentally breaks a window while playing soccer) It is usually best to admit mistakes when they occur, and to seek to restore honor...
Very large man: (Yelling threateningly through the window) When I'm through with you kids, the window won't be the only thing that's broken!
Iroh: ...but not this time. Run!
Iroh: How was your night, Prince Zuko?
[Zuko slams the door to his room. Iroh looks disappointed and Zuko slides the door open a little]
Zuko: (quietly) It was nice.
Sokka: I am so sorry! Something struck me in the rear. I just... wound up... here? (students giggle)
Madame Macmu-Ling: Five, seven, then five, syllables mark a Haiku, (Bowing her head to him) remarkable oaf.
Sokka: (Looking annoyed, then ponders this for a second.) They call me Sokka, that is in the water tribe, (Counting the next five syllables on his fingers as he says them) I am not an oaf.
Madame Macmu-Ling: Chittering monkey, in the spring he climbs treetops, and thinks himself tall.
Students: Ooooh.
Sokka: You think you're so smart, with your fancy little words, this is not so hard.
Students: Ooooh!
Madame Macmu-Ling: Whole seasons are spent mastering the form, the style, none calls it easy!
Sokka: I calls it easy! Like I paddle my canoe, (Turns around and paddles his behind once) I'll paddle yours too!
Students: (Laughing)
Madame Macmu-Ling: There's nuts and there's fruits, (Pulls a plum from her sleeve and drops it to the ground) in fall the clinging plum drops, (voice dwindles slighty) always to be squashed.

(She steps on the plum, squashing it.)

Sokka: Squish squash, sling that slang! I'm always right back at ya, like my (pulls out boomerang) BOOMERANG!
Students: (Laughing)
Sokka: (Sheathing his boomerang and making more arm movements) That's right I'm Sokka, it's pronounced with an 'okka', young ladies, I rocked ya!

(silence and cold stares; Sokka counts syllables on fingers and realizes his terrible mistake)

Security: Uh, that's one too many syllables there, bub. (throws him out)

[edit] Chapter 16: Appa's Lost Days

[context: Azula is talking to the Kyoshi warriors, who fight with fans]
Azula: Who are you? The Avatar's fangirls?
[a short pause]
Ty Lee: ...Oh! I get it! Good one Azula.
[Ty Lee unleashes a flurry of jabs into the back of a Kyoshi warrior, dropping her, and unleashes a final taunt]
Ty Lee: You are not prettier than we are.
Guru: I know I am not the person you expected...and I did not expect to be licked by a giant tongue just now.

[edit] Chapter 17: Lake Laogai

Toph: (happily) We're finally leaving Ba Sing Se, WORST CITY EVER!
Sokka: Hey, I thought designing the "Lost Appa" poster was my job! I've been working all day on my Appa!
(shows Katara and Aang his picture')
Aang: Sokka, the arrow is on Appa's head.
Sokka: This is his head!
Katara: Why are feet coming out of it?
Toph: It looks just like him to me.
Sokka: Why thank you, I worked really hard for (realises that Toph can't actually see it) Why do you feel the need to do that?
Sokka: We'll split up to cover more area. Toph, I guess you should just come with me.
Toph: (Grumpily) Why? Because you think I can't put up posters on my own!? (Swipes glue across a wall, snatches a poster from Sokka, and slams it backwards onto the paste).
[Pause]
Toph: It's upside-down, isn't it? I'll just go with Sokka.
Iroh: "The Tea Weevil"! No, that's stupid...
Aang: We need to find a way to jog his real memories.
Sokka: provokingly Maybe Katara should kiss him! That should bring something back!
Katara: Maybe you should kiss him, Sokka.
Sokka: Hey, just an idea.
Aang: (Perhaps jealous) A bad one.
Toph: Was this guy your boyfriend or something?
Katara: What?! No!
Toph: teasing, sing-song tone I can tell you're lying!

[edit] Chapter 18: The Earth King

Sokka: Looks like Long Feng is long gone! (laughs) Oh, I've been waiting to use that one!

[edit] Chapter 19: The Guru

Guru Pathik: Third is the fire chakra, located in the stomach.
Aang: My fire chakra would like to eat something other than onion and banana juice.
Guru Pathik: (laughs) Good one. Moving on.
Azula: We have been presented with an extraordinary opportunity, girls.
Ty Lee: Mai finally gets to wear make-up that's not totally depressing?
Guru: Hmm, That chakra opened less like a flowing creek, and more like a (pauses) burping bison!
Aang: (burping) Taste like onion and banana juice... but strangely something else... (smacks lips together) Pickles?
Guru: (shrugging) Muhum?

[edit] Chapter 20: The Crossroads of Destiny

Sokka: We should split up. Aang, you go with Iroh to look for Katara and the angry jerk, [to Iroh] no offense.
Iroh: None taken.
Sokka: Thank goodness we're in time!
Earth King: In time for what?
Ty Lee (excitedly): Yeah. What are you in time for- (she cartwheels toward Sokka, and giggles) ...cutie?
Sokka (nervously): Um, I'm kinda involved with Suki.
Ty Lee: Who?

[edit] Book 3: Fire

[edit] Chapter 1: The Awakening

Katara: I like your hair.
Aang (alarmed): I have hair?! (touching his newly grown hair) How long was I out?!
Katara: A few weeks.
Toph: (To Sokka) How we doing?
Sokka: Things couldn't get much worse.

(The serpent from the Serpent's Pass shoots up from the water behind Sokka.)

Sokka: The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?
Toph: You make it too easy! (the serpent attacks the Fire Nation ship)
Sokka: Thank you, the Universe!
Sokka: And the best part is... the eclipse isn't even our biggest advantage. We have a secret: You!
Aang: Me?!
Sokka: Yep, the whole world thinks you're dead…isn't that great?! (Aang stares at him, horrified)

[edit] Chapter 2: The Headband

Sokka: Great job with the cloud camo, but next time, let's disguise ourselves as the kinda cloud that knows how to keep its mouth shut!
Toph: (sarcastically) Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in.
Sokka: (Hushed tone) Hey, we're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds!
(One bird jumps on Sokka's head and caws, all laugh)
Aang: I don't know about this. These clothes belong to somebody...
Katara: I call the silk robe!
Zuko: You're so beautiful when you hate the world.
Mai: I don't hate you.
Zuko: I don't hate you, too.
Aang: I already have a picture of Fire Lord Ozai. And here's one that I made out of noodles!
Katara: We're safe now Sokka, you can take off the moustache.
Sokka: Oh, no I can't. It's permantently glued to my skin.
Sokka (wearing his fake mustache): That's it! No more school for you, young man! (strokes his mustache)
Aang: I'm not ready to leave yet. I'm having fun for once, just being a normal kid. You don't what it's like, Sokka. You get to be normal all the time.
Toph: Ha ha. (Sokka narrows his eyes)
Aang: Listen, guys, those kids are the future of the Fire Nation. If we want to change this place for the better, we need to show them a little of freedom.
Sokka: What could you possibly do for a country of depraved little fire monsters?
Aang: I'm gonna throw a secret dance party! (everybody stares at Aang)
Sokka (adult voice): Go to your room!

Aang holds his hand out to Katara, inviting her to dance.

Katara: looks away nervously Oh, I don't know, Aang, these shoes aren't really right for dancing, and I'm not sure I know how to--
Aang: Take my hand.
Katara: grinning Okay.


Aang and Katara are dancing together.

Katara: Aang, everyone's watching.
Aang: Don't worry about them. (grins) It's just you and me right now.

[edit] Chapter 3: The Painted Lady

Xu: (grabs two gross-looking fish) Would you like the one-headed fish or the two-headed fish?
Sokka: ...TWO HEADED! (they look at him) What? You get more for your money that way!
Doc: You know, you're (Katara) not so bad for a Waterbender.
Sokka: Yeah, you wouldn't mind keeping that a secret, would you?
Doc: No problem. Keeping my mouth shut is a speciality. But my brother, Xu on the other hand, oh, he's a blabbermouth! (Sokka slaps himself in the head)
Katara: So, Doc, you ready to clean this river?
Doc: No, ma'am. I'm gonna get my other brother, Bushi. He loves cleaning river! (takes off his first hat and reveals another hat beneath) All right, I'm Bushi! Let's get some river cleaning!
Aang (to the Painted Lady): I'm the Avatar! (he jumps down in front of her)
Katara: (mysterious voice): Well, hello, Avatar. I wish I could talk, but I am very busy.
Aang: Yeah, me too; I hate that. (he looks at the Painted Lady, Katara tries to hide her face with her hat) You know, you're real pretty for a spirit. I don't get to meet many spirits. But the ones I do meet? Not very attractive. (Katara chuckles nervously)
Katara: Thank you, but-
Aang: You seem familiar. (he looks at the Painted Lady again, but Katara still hides her face with her hat)
Katara: A lot of people say that.
Aang: No. You really seem familiar.
Katara: Look, I really should get going. (Aang Airbends her hat off, Katara grabs it, and turns away)
Aang: Katara?
Katara (turning to face Aang; regretably): Hi, Aang.
Aang (points at Katara): You're the Painted Lady?! But how?
Katara: I wasn't at first, but since that's who everybody thought I was, I guess I kinda became her (she drops her hat)

[edit] Chapter 4: Sokka's Master

Sokka: (referring to the bright stars overhead) Wow, makes you realise how insignificant we are.
Toph: Meh, when you've seen nothing before you've seen it a thousand times.
(a bright meteor suddenly heads earthward)
Sokka: Trust me, you've never not seen anything like this before!.
Aang: What should we do today?
Toph: I'm tapped out. I already picked my toes. Twice.
Aang: Twice?
Toph: The first time's for cleaning, but the second time's just for the sweet picking sensation.
Toph: It's hot today.
Aang: How hot?
Toph: I dunno, really hot?
Katara: It's so hot, it's so hot! T-That Momo's shedding like Appa! Huh huh?(Waiting for a reply or laugh)
Aang:I guess the jokes don´t run in the family.
Katara:Oh, everybody is critic!


Toph: You noodlebrains don't have a clue what you're doing. I miss Sokka.
Katara: Ooh! I got one! If you miss him so much, why don't you marry him?! (Katara grins, Toph turns over)
Toph: Sokka's coming! (sits up excitedly then tries to look casual about it)
Sokka: Hey guys (they all hug him)
Toph: You're back!
Katara: We missed you so much.
Aang: Say something funny!
Sokka: Funny how? (Aang and Katara start laughing) What's their deal?
Toph: (turns away trying to seem casual) I don't know. They missed you or something... (blushes) I didn't care.
Piandao: Don't think of your sword as a weapon. Think of it as another part of your body.
Sokka: Like a second head?
Piandao: More like an extra-long, really sharp arm.

[edit] Chapter 5: The Beach

Zuko: It smells like old lady in here.
Azula: [After winning a game of beach volleyball/"Kuai Ball"] Yes! We defeated you for all time. You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!
[Pause]
Azula: Well, That was fun.
Azula: That's a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. [Points] Because... it's so sharp.
Chan: Ummm... Thaaanks.
[Chan and Azula had just shared a passionate kiss.]
Chan: You're pretty.
Azula: (sweetly) Together you and I will be (evilly) the strongest couple in the entire world! (creates two blue fireballs in her hands) We will dominate the earth! (Chan stares at her like she's crazy)
Chan: Uh, I gotta go. (he nervously walks away, leaving Azula alone)
Zuko: Bad skin?! Normal teenagers worry about bad skin, I don't have that luxury. My father decided to teach me a permanent lesson...ON MY FACE!
Zuko: I guess you wouldn't understand, would you Azula? Because you're just so perfect.
Azula: Well yes, I guess you're right. I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how mom liked Zuko more then me, but I don't really care. My own mother thought I was a monster...
[Pause]
Azula: She was right of course! But it still hurt.
Zuko: For so long now I thought if my dad accepted me, I'd be happy. I'm back home now, my dad talks to me, he even thinks I'm a hero! Everything should be perfect, right? I should be happy now, but I'm not! I'm angrier than ever and I don't know why.
Azula: There's a simple question you need to answer, then. Who are you angry at?
Zuko: No one. I'm just... angry.
Mai: Yeah, who are you angry at, Zuko?
Zuko: Everyone! I don't know!
Azula: Is it Dad?
Zuko: No, no.
Ty Lee: Your uncle?
Azula: Me?
Zuko: No! No, no, no!
Mai: Then who? Who are you angry at?
Azula: Answer the question, Zuko.
Ty Lee: Talk to us!
Mai: Come on, answer the question.
Azula: Come on, answer it.
Zuko I'M ANGRY AT MYSELF!

[edit] Chapter 6: The Avatar and the Fire Lord

(Zuko is standing before a huge portrait of Fire Lord Sozin)
Azula: It's never too early for a sitting with the court painter, Zuko. (Sarcastically) Make sure he gets your good side.
(After explaining their great-grandfather Sozin's history to Zuko)
Azula: In the end, he died a very old and successful man.
Zuko: But how did he die?
Azula: Didn't you pay any attention in school, Zuko? He died peacefully in his sleep; he was ancient.
(Zuko begins to read Sozin's last testament)
Sozin: (voice-over) As I feel my own life dimming, I can't help but think of a time when everything was so much brighter...
Aang: (in disbelief) You were friends with Fire Lord Sozin?
Roku: Back then he was just Prince Sozin...and he was my best friend.
(Sozin and Roku see the Fire Sages approach them)
Sozin: (worried) Did something happen to my father?
Fire Sage: No, Prince Sozin. We are not here for you. We are here to announce the identity of the next Avatar. (the crowd gasps in surprise) It is our honor to serve you, Avatar Roku. (the Fire Sages bow, followed by everyone else in the room)
(Aang stands up, squats, grunts in a straining manner, sighs with relief, and smiles, all while he is still connected with the Spirit World)
Katara: Do they have bathrooms in the spirit world?
Sokka: As a matter of fact, they do not.
Aang: That's amazing! I can't believe you were friends with Monk Gyatso just like I was!
Roku: Some friendships are so strong they can even transcend lifetimes.
Roku: After all these years, he was still my best friend and a few months later he was my best man.
Aang: Roku, it's that girl who didn't even know you were alive!
Roku: Ta Min... I was persistent. When love is real it finds a way...and being the Avatar doesn't hurt your chances with the ladies either.
Sozin: Without you, all my plans are suddenly possible. I have a vision for the future, Roku.
Sozin: With Roku gone and the Great Comet returning, the timing was perfect to change the world. I knew the next Avatar would be born an Air Nomad so I wiped out the Air Temples, but somehow the new Avatar eluded me. I wasted the remainder of my life searching in vain. I know he's hiding out there somewhere; the Fire Nation's greatest threat, the last Airbender.
Iroh: You have more than one great-grandfather, Prince Zuko. Sozin was your father's grandfather. Your mother's grandfather was Avatar Roku.
Zuko: (in shock) Why are you telling me this?!
Iroh: Because understanding the struggle between your two great-grandfathers can help you better understand the battle within yourself. Evil and good are always in war inside you, Zuko. It is your nature, your legacy, but there is a bright side. What happened generations ago can be resolved now by you. Because of your legacy, you alone can cleanse the sins of our family and the Fire Nation. Born in you, along with all the strife, is the power to restore balance to the world.
Katara: You mean after all Roku and Sozin went through together, even after Roku showed him mercy, Sozin betrayed him like that?
Toph: It's like these people are born bad.
Aang: No, that's wrong. I don't think that was the point of what Roku showed me at all.
Sokka: Then what was the point?
Aang: Roku was just as much Fire Nation as Sozin was, right? If anything, their story proves anyone is capable of great good and great evil. Everyone, even the Fire Lord and the Fire Nation, have to be treated like they're worth giving a chance.

[edit] Chapter 7: The Runaway

Katara: This isn't something we should make a habit of doing.
Toph: Why? Because it's fun? And you hate fun?
Katara: I don't hate fun. (puts Momo on her head) See? Fun! (Momo falls)
Sokka: Toph, when I was in town I found something you're not going to like (unfurls a wanted poster)
Toph: Well it sounds like a sheet of paper. But I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.
(Later in the episode)
Katara: ...Well then, what's this? (brandishes the same wanted poster)
Toph: (seriously irritated) I don't know! I mean, seriously, what's with you people?! I'm blind!!
[after being attacked by Combustion Man]
Aang: It's Sparky Sparky Boom Man!
Sokka: You know, I'm starting to think that name doesn't quite fit!
Sokka: Hey, I've got it, the perfect name for that guy. "Combustion Man"!
Toph: Good job, Sokka. Now let's get out of here before Combustion Man catches us!
Sokka: See? It fits so well!

[edit] Chapter 8: The Puppetmaster

Aang: I'd steer clear of the sea prunes.
Toph: I thought they were ocean kumquats.
Aang: Close enough.

[edit] Chapter 9: Nightmares and Daydreams

Sokka (wearing his fake beard): Why don't you get right down to business, and tell me what's been bothering you?
Aang: You know what's been bothering me. I have face to the Fire Lord in a few days!
Sokka: Mm-hmm. Tell me more about this Fire Lord. Why are you so afraid of him?
Aang: You said it yourself. He's the baddest man on the planet! I'm supposed to defeat and save the world!
Sokka: Mmm. Life does feel that way sometimes, doesn't it? Like we're all trying to save the world from evil?
Aang: Okay, but what can I do to make myself feel better?
Sokka (holding out a koala sheep): Wanna try screaming into this pillow? (Aang takes it, screams, and the sheep baas)
Aang (at the Ozai practice dummy): You think you're untouchable, don't you, Mr. Fire Lord?!
Momo: Boy, you are really starting to lose it, kid.
Aang: Momo, did you hear something?
Momo: No, but I said something.
Aang: Uh... (he looks at Momo)
Momo: You, my friend, are just a few plums short of a fruit pie. (Aang's mouth hangs open, he shakes his head, and looks at Momo again; Momo chatters)


(aangs hallucinating a fight between momo and appa, then guru pathik comes by flying on a cloud, with six arms, playing a sitar with lower arms, while holding bowls of onion and banana juice with middle arms, upper arms waving aimlessly)

Guru Pathik:

Chakra's Chakra's Everybody loves chakra's Charkra's chakra's Chakra sandwich is good, yum

[edit] Chapters 10 & 11: Day of Black Sun

[edit] The Invasion

Du: Hoo-wee! There ain't nothing like this back in the swamp! (points at a rock) Whatcha rekon that is, Tho? Some sort of Fire Nation trap exploding trap would eat you?
Tho: It's just a rock, Du.
Du: Well, I'll be!
Hakoda: Is it just me, or are those fellows a little loose on the leaf hats?
Bato: I just wish they'd wear pants.
Huu: Pants are an illusion, and so is death.
Toph: No way! Is that- (the Hippo picks her up and hugs her)
Hippo: Hippo happy to see Blind Bandit.
Toph: You guys here for a rematch?
Boulder: Negatory. The Boulder and the Hippo no long fight for others' entainment. Now we fight for our kindgom!
Toph: Sweet!

[edit] The Eclipse

Zuko: After I leave here today, I'm going to free Uncle Iroh from his prison, and I'm going to beg for his forgiveness. He's the one who's been a real father to me.
Ozai: [Laughs] That's just beautiful. Maybe he can pass down to you the ways of tea and failure.
Zuko: But I've come to an even more important decision. I'm gonna join the Avatar, and I'm going to help him defeat you.
Ozai: Really? Since you're a full blown traitor and you want me gone, why wait? I'm powerless. You've got your swords. Why don't you just do it now?
Zuko: Because I know my own destiny. Taking you down is the Avatar's destiny. Goodbye.
Aang: Where is he?! Where's the Fire Lord?!
Azula: Hmm. You mean I'm not good enough for you? You're hurting my feelings.
Sokka: Stop wasting our time and give us the information! You're powerless, so you're in no position to refuse.
Toph: And stick to the truth. I'll be able to tell if you're lying.
Azula: Are you sure? I'm a pretty good liar. I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings.

(pause)

Toph: Okay, you're good, I'll give you that.
Sokka: Wait! Toph, Aang stop attacking! Don't you see what she's doing? She's just playing with us! She's not even trying to win this fight.
Azula: Not true. I'm giving it my all.
Toph: You're trying to keep us here and waste all our time!
Azula: Right. I think your friend just said that, genius. And since you can't see, I should tell you, I'm rolling my eyes.
Toph (angrily): I'll roll your whole head!
Sokka: She's just baiting you again.
Zuko: For so long, all I wanted was you to love me, to accept me. I thought it was my honor that I wanted, but really, I was just trying to please you. You, my father, who banished me just for talking out of turn. My father, who challenged me, a 13-year-old boy, to an Agni Kai. How can you possibly justify a duel with a child?
Fire Lord Ozai: It was to teach you respect.
Zuko: It was cruel! And it was wrong.
Fire Lord Ozai: Then you have learned nothing.
Zuko: No, I’ve learned everything! And I had to learn it on my own. Growing up, we were taught that the Fire Nation was the greatest civilization in history and somehow, the war was our way of sharing our greatness with the rest of the world. What an amazing lie that was! The people of the world are terrified by the Fire Nation! They don’t see our greatness- they hate us! And we deserve it. We’ve created an era of fear in the world. And if we don’t want the world to destroy itself, we need to replace it with an era of peace and kindness.
Fire Lord Ozai: (laughs mocking) Your Uncle has gotten to you, hasn’t he?
Zuko: (closes his eyes for a second, then smiles) Yes. He has.

[edit] Chapter 12 The Western Air Temple

Zuko: Hello, Zuko here. But I guess you probably already know me, sort of. Uh so, the thing is I have a lot of Firebending experience and I'm considered to be pretty good at it. Well you've seen me... you know when I was attacking you? Uh yeah, I guess I should apologize for that, but anyway I'm good now. I mean, I thought I was good before but now I realize I was bad, but anyway... I think it's time I joined your group and taught the Avatar Firebending.
(Camera zooms out to show Zuko is talking to a big frog. The frog croaks)
Zuko: Well, what's your answer!?
(The frog jumps on Zuko's head, then leaps away)
Zuko: Yeah, that's what I'd say too.
Zuko: How am I supposed to convince these people that I'm on their side? What would uncle do? (imatating Iroh) Zuko, you have to look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself. Ugh, even when I'm talking for him I can't figure out what he means. What would Azula do? (imatating Azula) Listen Avatar, you can let me join your group or I'll do something unspeakably horrible to you and your friends, your choice! (looks at frog) I guess I'm not that good at impersonations.
Zuko: Why am I so bad at being good?
[Sokka strikes the Combustion Man with his boomerang]
Sokka: Yeah, boomerang!
[Everyone witnesses the Combustion Man stand up almost immediately]
Sokka: [worried] Awww, boomerang!
Katara: (Gazing at Zuko with a dark look) You might have everyone else buying your... "transformation", but you and I both know you've struggled with doing the right thing in the past. So let me tell you something right now. You make one step backward, one slip up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang, and you won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends, Right then and there. Permanently. (Exits the room, leaving Zuko shocked)

[edit] Chapter 13 The Firebending Masters

Zuko: (trying to make strong fire blasts and only producing weak flames) Just breathe and... (Punches but only a weak flame come out)
Aang: That one kinda felt hot.
Zuko: (Angrily) Don't patronize me! You know what it's supposed to look like!
Aang: Sorry, Sifu Hotman.
Zuko: (still angry) And stop calling me that!
Zuko (while he and Aang are on their way to the Sun Warriors' ruins): We've been riding for hours. I don't know why, but I thought this thing would be a lot faster! (Appa growls)
Aang: Appa's right, Zuko. In our group, typically we start our missions with a more upbeat attitude.
Zuko (under his breath): Oh, I can't believe this.
Aang: Don't worry. You'll get the hang of it.
Aang (while he and Zuko are still trapped in the chamber with the green glue-like substance): You had to pick up the glowing egg, didn't you?
Zuko: At least I made something happen! If it were up to you, we'd never made across the courtyard!
Aang: HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!
Zuko: Who are you yelling to? Nobody's lived for centuries!
Aang: Well, what do you think we should do?
Zuko: ...Think about our place in the Universe?
Aang: Please! I don't normally play this card, but I'm the Avatar.
Hob Gao: (in gleeful anticipation) Ohhhhhhh, here it comes. Any moment now. Dinner for the Masters.
Sun Warrior Chief: Quiet, Hob Gao.
Hob Gao: (annoyed) What? Everyone's thinking it.
Sun Warrior Chief: (with a serious face and voice) Now that you have learned the secrets and you know about our tribe's existence... We have no choice but to imprison you here... forever. (Aang and Zuko are completely shocked. The Chief suddenly smiles) Just kidding. (His face and voice go serious again) But seriously, don't tell anyone.
Sokka: (after Zuko and Aang demonstrated the Dancing Dragon moves) Yeah, that's a great dance you two learned there.
Zuko: It's not a dance, it's a Firebending form.
Sokka: We'll just tap dance our way to victory over the Fire Nation.
Zuko: It's a sacred form that happens to be thousands of years old!
Katara: Oh yeah? What's your little form called?
Zuko: ...The Dancing Dragon. (everybody, except Aang and Zuko, laughs)

referring to The Masters, whom they are about to meet

Aang: What if the judge us, and attack us?
Zuko: Well, we're the Fire Prince and the Avatar. I think we can take these guys in a fight, whoever they are.

After finding out "The Masters" are two enormous, ferocious dragons

Aang: Still think we can take 'em?
Zuko: Shh! I never said that!

[edit] Chapter 14 The Boiling Rock Part 1

Zuko (after catching Sokka trying to sneak away on Appa): Not up to anything, huh? (Sokka screams and falls off Appa)
Sokka: Fine, you caught me. I'm gonna go rescue my dad. You happy now?
Zuko (darkly): I'm never happy.
Sokka: Pretty clouds.
Zuko: Yeah.. fluffy. [Sokka begins to whistle due to awkward silence]
Zuko: What?
Sokka: Wha-- Oh! I didn't say anything. [Brief silence]
Sokka: You know, a friend of mine designed these war balloons.
Zuko: No kidding.
Sokka: Yep! A balloon... but for war.
Zuko: There's one thing my dad's good at, it's war.
Sokka: Yeah, it seems to run in the family.
Zuko: Hey. Hold on, not everyone in my family is like that.
Sokka: I know. I know, you've changed.
Zuko: I meant my Uncle... He was more than a father to me... And I really let him down.
Sokka: I think your uncle would be proud of you. Leaving your home to come help us. That's hard.
Zuko: It wasn't that hard.
Sokka: Really? You didn't leave anyone behind you care about?
Zuko: Well, I did have a girlfriend. Mai.
Sokka: That gloomy girl who sighs a lot?
Zuko: Yeah. [smiles] Everyone in the Fire Nation thinks I'm a traitor. I couldn't drag her into it.
Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon. [frowns]
Zuko: That's rough, buddy.
Sokka: Oh, good. You guys have met.
Suki: Actually, we met a long time ago.
Zuko: We did?
Suki: Yeah. You kind of burned down my village. (pause)
Zuko: Oh, I'm sorry about that. Nice to see you again.
Zuko: (trying to comfort Sokka) Oh, what would Uncle say? Sometimes, clouds have two sides- a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich! So, when life seems hard...take a bite out of the silver sandwich.
Sokka: Maybe we haven't failed after all!
Zuko: That's the spirit! I can't believe that worked. I didn't even know what I was saying.
Sokka: No, what you said made no sense at all. But look! It's Suki!

[edit] Chapter 15 The Boiling Rock Part 2

Sokka: Hey, I just got orders. Let all the prisoners out into the yard.
Prison guard: But... we're in the middle of a lockdown.
Sokka: Oh, ok. I'll just tell the warden you said that. I'm sure he will be glad to know about you undermining his authority. What's your name again?
(After Hakoda shoves a prisoner to start a riot)
Prisoner with Scar on his Face: Hey, what did you do that for? That hurt my feelings.
Hakoda: Aren't you mad at me?
Prisoner with Scar on his Face: Well, normally I would be, but I've been learning to control my anger.
Warden (when Suki has her fist close to his face): You wouldn't dare. (Suki spins him around, binds and gags him)
Suki: Sorry, Warden. You're my prisoner now. I've got the warden. Now, let's get out of here. (Hakoda, Sokka, Zuko, and Chit Zang arrive, breathless)
Chief Hakoda: That's some girl.
Sokka: Tell me about it.
Azula: I never would have expected this from you. The only thing I don't understand is why? Why would you do it? You know the consequences.
Mai: I guess you don't know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. I love Zuko more than I fear you.
Azula: No! YOU miscalculated! You should have feared me more! (She and Mai prepare to fight, Ty Lee suddenly attacks Azula, blocking her chi.)

[edit] Chapter 16 The Southern Raiders

Katara (after Zuko has knocked her out of the way of falling rocks): What are you doing?
Zuko: Keeping rocks from crushing you.
Katara: Okay, I'm not crushed, you can get off me now.
Zuko: I'll take that as a 'thank you'.
Zuko (as Azula is attacking the temple): What are you doing here?
Azula: You mean it's not obvious yet? I'm about to celebrate becoming an ONLY CHILD!
Aang: Is it your turn for a field trip with Zuko?
Katara: Yes.
Sokka: Can I borrow Momo for a week?
Aang: Why do you want to borrow Momo? (Sokka shrugs)
Zuko (to Katara): I know who killed your mother.
Zuko (sees Azula falling): She's... not gonna make it. (Azula saves herself with her firebending) Of course she did.
Zuko: This isn't fair. Everyone else seems to trust me now. What is it with you?
Katara: Oh everyone trusts you now? I was the first person to trust you, remember? Back in Ba Sing Se. And you turned around and betrayed me. Betrayed all of us!
Zuko: What can I do to make it up to you?
Katara: You really wanna know? Hm, maybe you could reconquer Ba Sing Se in the name of the Earth King? Or, I know, you could bring my mother back!
Aang: Wauw camping. It really seems like old times again, doesn't it
Zuko: If you really want it to feel like old times again, I could... chase you around for a while and try to capture you. (everybody, except Katara, laughs)
In a flashback, the leader of the Southern Raiders Fire Navy division is interrogating Katara's Mother, Kya, to reveal the identity of the last Waterbender.
Kya: If I tell you, do you promise to leave the rest of the village alone?
Yuan Ra: [Nods in assent]
Kya: ...It's me. Take me as your prisoner.
Yuan Ra: I'm afraid I'm not taking prisoners today...
Back in the present.
Katara: She lied to you. She was protecting the last Waterbender.
Yuan Ra: What? Who?!
Katara: Me!
Zuko: You were right about what Katara needed; Violence wasn't the answer.
Aang: It never is.
Zuko: Then I have a question for you. What are you going to do when you face my father?

[edit] Chapter 17 The Ember Island Players

Actor Iroh: Prince Zuko, you must try this cake.
Actor Zuko: I dont have time to stuff my face. I must capture the Avatar and regain my honor.
Actor Iroh: While you do that, maybe I'll capture another slice. (Starts eating the cake)
Actor Zuko: You sicken me.
Real Zuko: (about the play): They made me look stiff and completely humorless.
Real Katara: Actually, I think that actor's pretty spot on.
Real Zuko: How can you say that?!
Actor Iroh: Let's forget about the Avatar, and get massages.
Actor Zuko: How can you say that?! (Katara grins, and Zuko pouts)
Actor Sokka: Why did you have to steal that waterbending scroll?
Actor Katara: (crying hysterically) It just gave me so much hope!
Zuko: So far, this intermission is the best part of the play.
Sokka: Apparently, the playwright thinks I'm an idiot who tells bad jokes about meat all the time.
Suki: Yeah. You tell bad jokes about plenty of other topics.
Sokka: I know!
Aang: At least the Sokka actor kinda looks like you. But that woman playing the Avatar doesn't resemble me at all!
Toph: I don't know. You are more in touch with your feminine side than most of the guys.
[Aang growls]
Katara: Relax, Aang. They're not accurate portrayals. It's not like I'm a preachy crybaby who can't resist giving over-emotional speeches about hope all the time.
[Everyone looks at Katara.]
Katara: What?
Aang: Yeah... that's not you at all.
Actor Azula: You caught me. Wait! What's that? I think it's your honor!
Actor Zuko: Where?!
Actor Jet: I must serve the Earth King! Destroy! Destroy! [A paper rock glides down] Noooooooo! [Half of it falls on him, crawls the rest of the way in]
Zuko: Did Jet just...die?
Sokka: You know, it was really unclear...
The scene is when Zuko joins Azula during 'Crossroads of Destiny'.
Actor Zuko: I hate you, Uncle! You smell! And I hate you for all time!
Katara: [Shocked] You didn't really say that, did you?
Zuko: [Ashamed] I might as well have.
During the intermission, a boy dressed up as Aang passes the real Zuko and Toph
Boy: Hey, your Zuko costume is pretty good, but you're scar is on the wrong side.
Zuko: The scar is not on the wrong side!
Suki: It seems every time there's a great battle you guys barely make it out alive. I mean, you guys lose a lot.
Sokka: You're one to talk Suki. Didn't Azula take you captive? That's right she did! (Suki narrows her eyes)
Suki (completely calm): Are you trying to get on my bad side?
Sokka: I'm just saying.
Katara: Are you alright?
Aang: No I'm not. I hate this play!
Katara: I know it's upsetting, but it sounds like you're overreacting...
Aang: Overreacting!? If I hadn't locked my chakra, I'd probably be in the Avatar State right now!
Toph: Geez, everyone is getting so upset about their characters. Even you seem more down than usual. And that's saying something.
Zuko: You don't get it. It's different for you. You get a muscly version of yourself taking down ten bad guys at once and making sassy remarks.
Toph: Yeah, that's pretty great.
Zuko: But for me, it takes all mistakes I made in my life and shoves them back in my face. My uncle. He's always been on my side even when thing were bad. He was there for me. He taught me so much. And how do I repay him? With a knife in his back. It's my greatest regret and I may never get to redeem myself.
Toph: You have redeemed yourself to your uncle. You don't realize it, but you already have.
Zuko: How do you know?
Toph: Beacause I once had a long conversation with the guy. And all he would talk about was you.
Zuko: Really?
Toph: Yeah, and it was kind of annoying.
Zuko: Oh sorry.
Toph: But it was also very sweet. All your uncle wanted was for you to follow your own path and see the light. Now you're here with us. He'd be proud. (Toph punches him)
Zuko: Ow! What was that for?!
Toph: That's how I show affection.

(Zuko's hair is really spiky and long)

Actor Iroh: Zuko, it's time we we had a talk... about your hair! It's gone too far!!!"
Zuko: That... Wasn't a good play.
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