The Patrick Star Show/Season 2

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 (Main) | Movies: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie / Sponge Out of Water / Sponge on the Run | Spin-offs: Kamp Koral (s1, s2) / The Patrick Star Show (s1, s2) | Specials: The Tidal Zone


The Patrick Star Show is an American animated television series and a spinoff of SpongeBob SquarePants. The show features Patrick Star and his family hosting a talk show.

Episode 1

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The Patrick Show Cashes In [2.1a]

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Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here live at the premiere of The Patrick Show season [holds two fingers] 2! Let's take a look!
Patrick: [off-screen] Are you ready for season 2?
Attendees: Season 2! Season 2!

The Star Games [2.1b]

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Episode 2

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Super Stars [2.2a]

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Now Museum, Now You Don't [2.2b]

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Episode 3

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10 And 1 Toilets [2.3a]

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Squidina: Hey, Patrick. Didn't you say there were 11 puppies.
Patrick: Uh-huh.
Squidina: Well, I only see eight.
Patrick: [looks, then shrugs] I don't know. Math is hard.
Squidina: Look, there's only three puppies now.
Patrick: [looking around] Oh, where'd the other 12 go?
Squidina: I don't know. [grabs Patrick's shirt collar] And let's never take our eyes off... [looks behind, gasps] THE PUPPIES! THEY'VE BEEN TOILET-NAPPED!!! What do we do?
Patrick: The one thing we can do.
Patrick and Squidina: [jump up and scream] Go get Mom! [run off]

Family Plotz [2.3b]

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Episode 4

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The Wrath of Shmandor [2.4a]

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There Goes the Neighborhood [2.4b]

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Episode 5

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Movie Stars [2.5a]

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Dr. Smart Science [2.5b]

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Episode 6

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The Commode Episode [2.6a]

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Tyin' The Klop-Knot [2.6b]

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Episode 7

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Chum Bucket List [2.7a]

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Big Baby Patrick [2.7b]

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[After Patrick literally eats SpongeBob's ice cream]
SpongeBob: NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH ME EAT THE ICE CREAM, AND WANT YOUR OWN SO BAD THAT YOU'LL GROW UP AND STOP BEING A BABY!!!

Episode 8

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Is There a Director in the House? [2.8a]

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Star Cruise [2.8b]

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Episode 9

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Best Served Cold [2.9a]

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Grim Reaper: Curse that GrandPat Star, [crumbles water cup] eluding me for centuries. I'll get him one of these days.
Ice cream man: Hmm. [bell dings, gets idea] Hey.
Fentin, Gladys, the Grim Reaper, and Squidward: Huh?
Ice cream man: [points to them] You all hate the Star family?
Fentin, Gladys, the Grim Reaper, and Squidward: Oh, yeah. / Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Ice cream man: [stands on table] Well, so do I. I say we team up and finally get revenge on them, once and for all!
Fentin, Gladys, and the Grim Reaper: [raise hands] Yeah!
Squidward: Yeah! Yeah, that's a good idea!
Plankton: [appears under Walter] You know, the Chum Bucket is a great place to hatch a revenge scheme. It's also a great place to [takes out chum] buy chum, [points to them] which none of you did! You bums get out of here! [points to table] And leave those free waters!

Tattoo Hullaballoo [2.9b]

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Episode 10

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Too Many Patricks [2.10a]

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Much Tofu About Nothing [2.10b]

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Todd: May the best food product win.
Shmeat: [speaking quickly] Yeah, well, that's not you, it's me, see? Tofu's not even a food, is it? Is tofu food? I don't know.

Episode 11

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Face-Off/Model [2.11a]

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5-Star Restaurant [2.11b]

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Episode 12

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At Home, on the Lam [2.12a]

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Pick Patrick's Path [2.12b]

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