Yours, Mine and Ours (1968 film)
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Yours, Mine and Ours is a 1968 film about a widower with ten children who falls for a widow with eight, and they must decide about forming a huge, unconventional family.
- Directed by Melville Shavelson. Written by Mort Lachman and and Melville Shavelson, based on a story by Bob Carroll Jr. and Madelyn Davis.
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Frank Beardsley[edit]
- [narrating] It was a typical wedding: enemies of the bride on the right, enemies of the groom on the left.
Dialogue[edit]
- Jean: You mean he doesn't know about us?
- Helen: Well. Of course he does, Darling!
- Jean: All of us?
- Colleen: Oh, Mother. That's so romantic! You lied to him!
- Helen: I did not lie to him! I just didn't have the nerve to tell him the whole truth!
- Colleen: Mmm, I understand! No man wants a liaison with a woman with eight children!
- Janette: What's a liaison?
- Colleen: An affair.
- Janette: That's what I thought.
- Jean: Me too.
- Mary: I got there as fast as I could, Sister Mary. What is it this time?
- Mary: Why don't you ask Phillip?
- Helen: Phillip? [Phillip turns around, revealing a black eye] Darling! What happened?
- Phillip: Nothing.
- Helen: Who did that to you?
- Phillip: One of the kids. [points at Sister Mary] *She* started it. She says I'm not legal.
- Helen: What?
- Phillip: And Mike isn't my brother.
- Helen: Of course he's your brother.
- Phillip: Then my name's Phillip Beardsley.
- Mary: Phillip North.
- Phillip: There she goes again.
- Mary: Sister, couldn't you - couldn't you just call him Phillip Beardsley?
- Mary: I'm sorry, but the school requires that we use their legal names.
- Phillip: Let's go to another school.
- Helen: Sister, I, uh... I understand your legal problem, but you must try to understand mine. You see, I'm trying to bring two families together, and this is the first sign that I may be succeeding. So, I really would appreciate it if you'd let Phillip sign his name Beardsley.
- Mary: But legally, it's North.
- Mary: But it's more important that emotionally, it's Beardsley.
- Mary: North.
- Helen: Beardsley.
- Mary: North!
- Helen: Beardsley, Beardsley, Beardsley!
- Phillip: Watch out, Mom. You might get a black eye.
Taglines[edit]
- A Honeymoon is No Place to Have Kids!
- He had a population of 10...She had a community of 8...When you have 18 kids - nothing's impossible...except having nineteen!
- The Bride Had 8 Boys and Girls. The Groom Had 10 Boys and Girls. Their wedding night set new attendance records.
Cast[edit]
The North Family
- Lucille Ball as Helen North (the mother of 8 Kids) from Yours later Joe's mother from Ours
- Jennifer Leak as Colleen North, Helen's daughter
- Kimberly Beck as Janette North, Helen's daughter
- Kevin Burchett as Nicky North, Helen's son
- Mitch Vogel as Tommy North, Helen's son
- Margot Jane as Jean North, Helen's daughter
- Eric Shea as Phillip North, Helen's son
- Greg Atkins as Gerald North, Helen's son
- Lynnell Atkins as Teresa North, Helen's daughter
The Beardsley Family
- Henry Fonda as Frank Beardsley (the father of 10 Kids) from Mine later Joe's father from Ours
- Tim Matthieson as Mike Beardsley, Frank's son
- Gil Rogers as Rusty Beardsley, Frank's son
- Gary Goetzman as Greg Beardsley, Frank's adoptive son
- Nancy Roth as Rosemary Beardsley, Frank's daughter
- Suzanne Cupito as Louise Beardsley, Frank's daughter
- Maralee Foster as Mary Beardsley, Frank's daughter
- Holly O'Brien as Susan Beardsley, Frank's daughter
- Michele Tobin as Veronica Beardsley, Frank's daughter
- Tracy Nelson as Germaine Beardsley, Frank's daughter
- Stephanie Oliver as Joan Beardsley, Frank's daughter
Others
- Van Johnson as Warrant Officer Darrell Harrison
- Louise Troy as Madeleine Love
- Sidney Miller as Dr. Ashford
- Tom Bosley as Family Doctor
- Walter Brooke as Howard Beardsley, Frank's brother
- Nancy Howard as Nancy Beardsley, Howard's wife (Frank's sister-in-law)
- Mary Gregory as Sister Mary Alice
- Marti Litis as Hospital Nurse
- Harry Holcombe as Judge
- Ben Murphy as Larry, Colleen's boyfriend
External links[edit]
- Yours, Mine and Ours quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Yours, Mine and Ours at Allmovie